The sound of Teelan's voice brings women into heat and grizzly bears to a purr. A genetically perfect human, he possesses the physique of a Greek God and the charm of a british spy. His reflexes rival that of a jungle cat and he showcases mongoose-like speed. Smooth as silk and suave as an italian jazz singer. A god among men, there is no equal, nor shall there ever be.
The party was full of girls, but then teelan came by so they all went home with him. Man he is awesome.
by tpiece November 20, 2013