The practice of purchasing an item and then returning a different (usually inferior or obsolete) item in the original packaging for a refund or credit. The term is usually applied to electronic components (video cards and the like), where such substitutions are likely to pass unnoticed. The practice is also generally limited to big-box stores like Best Buy or Wal*Mart, where sales volume, employee apathy, and managerial incompetence combine to create an extremely subterfuge-friendly environment.

The word may originate from a bastardized tense of "take."

For an example of primitive reverse teeking, please consult
"Wow, an 80 Gig iPod! How much did that set you back?"
"Nothing, I teeked out my 30."

"Did you sell your old box?"
"Not yet. I think I'm gonna teek the parts at CompUSA."
by Harris Bergstein December 22, 2006
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A person who is able to lift more than a standard human being. Most definitely able to carry 3 times its own body weight. Always getting bigger and stronger by the day.
This guy is so teek he can deadlift his own tacoma out of a parking stall. This guy's probably a Justen.
by soljah37 February 22, 2008
a named created by "40oz", by simply reversing the words "skeet skeet". esentially, the most balla person ever an XSV OT legend

Teeks > you

"Teeks Teeks, weatherman 'bout to make it raaaaaaaaain"
by Crazy killin' Crackas March 03, 2008
Slang in the UK for 'The Kissy Whisperer' otherwise known as Monks or Barry.
Oh my God... Teeks won't stop kissing his bird!
by general-legend July 14, 2011
female ejaculate; female bust; female version of skeet
im'a beat her pussy up till she teeks.
im'a fuck her till she teeks.
by no ur name January 22, 2006
When someone chats in a conversation or conference and every sentense are of maximum of 3 to 5 words continuously.
Person A: Hey how's life?
Person B: Life is great.
Person B: like
Person B: a neverending story
Person B: and
Person B: its really amazing
Person B: i think i'm really good
Person B: how bout?
Person B: are u doing fine?
Person A: Dude you are teeking!
by krakustaxr December 07, 2006
abbrevation for *teehee*; a giggle, snort, a chuckle
Girl: "This sucks!"
Guy: "Your mom my pants."
Girl: "Teek,nice."
by Cravin Morhed March 25, 2005
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