tee ball 

n. Extending the baseball dating analogy, an individual or scenario where advancing to the next base is notably easier than normal.

v. To take advantage of the aforementioned lack of difficulty advancing to next the next base.

1. "How was the party last night?"
"Killer. Met a girl who was a total tee ball."

2. "What do you want to do tonight?"
"Let's find a party and go tee balling."

tee ball by that1guyjt August 22, 2011

Tee-ball Tommy 

a Caveman named Tommy that can't get girls in his own league, so he must move down a couple.

"Look at Tee-ball Tommy, hes 16 years old and he can only get nerdy 8th graders."

Tee-ball Tommy by Punanii August 14, 2009

tee-ball comedian

someone who is only funny when the joke is handed to them on a silver platter

Tyler: Yo that guy is so funny!
David: No he's not, he needs everything perfectly set up, he's a tee-ball comedian.

tee-ball comedian by hiimlunaaaa February 25, 2025

shad your teeballs 

Another way of saying "shut the hell up"; originated in La Cañada, CA.

Can be truncated to "shad" if desired.

Sean: "Double Bacon Cheeseburger? I'd hit that."
Chris: "Sean, shad your teeballs."

shad your teeballs by charker September 8, 2005

Teeballs 

When a male sets their testicles on a baseball tee and someone hits them with a baseball bat.

"Me and Frank played Teeballs the other day, They are so bruised."

Teeballs by Ohioveteran2035 March 27, 2024