teatarded

an unintelligent tea party or republican obstructionist; a word that sarah palin finds acceptable coming from a right-wing pundit but unacceptable coming from a spitfire dem.

Senator Shelby is teatarded for obstructing justice and blackmailing the country in order to get perks for his own state.

teatarded by whispurr February 11, 2010

Edwarded 

When someone comes on your face and throws glitter all over it before you can wipe it off.

AKA: Rannefeld Glitter Bomb

You just got Edwarded!

Edwarded by Zoey's Daddy March 7, 2011

Testarded 

The coincidence where a person suddenly forgets everything he has learned in class during a test.
Also, the abnormal amount of stupid mistakes a student makes during an exam.

I missed 1+3 on the algebra test today, geez I am so testarded.

Testarded by nickthestick February 4, 2009

Tedward

Tedward is the term for an Edward who wishes to be called "Ted" despite not being a Theodore.

1. His name is Edward but he'd rather you call him Ted; if you don't want to then you can just call him Tedward.

2. Tedward Kennedy sure was making interesting faces during the Sate of the Union speech.

Tedward by Gudrun June 19, 2006

Textarded 

Retarded texter. Basically this could be any person who sends blank or incomplete texts or people who are completely slow at texting and also includes the severely textarded who won't even try or receive a text and don't even know what it is.

Bobby takes 4 hours sometimes to respond to a text. Sometimes he just sends me part of the text other times a text with nothing at all. He is so textarded!

Textarded by HAPPER November 2, 2008

terarded

terarded is the word you use when u don’t want to say {retarded} and you also want to sound stupid while saying {retarded} have fun say it with caution. {Jorge and carlos} is terarded.

jorge is so terarded when she drives in pubg

terarded by CrazyCarlos623 May 3, 2020

textarded 

The inability to text or difficultly using the cell phone to send and/or receive text

I texted my Mom, but I don't know if she got it, she's kinda textarded.

textarded by Aly Gyrl March 8, 2009