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Long drawn out pointless lie. Almost always benefeits the speaker. And often includes some mention to whipping out your genitals
"So the mugger said give me all your money and pointed his gun at me. So I kicked him in the shin, beat him up, because I am a kickboxing champion, whipped out my dick, and pissed on him"

"That never happened, that is a Teddy."
by JohnSheffield April 16, 2007
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john: can i come over tonight?

jane: sure, as long as im getin' some teddy.

john: aww, you want dat teddy? As long as im gettin' dat becky. Aint no free rides, especially not with me!
by ilovedat.teddy July 30, 2009
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im lookin for a dude that can give me that good teddy
by GirlWhoWantsTeddy August 08, 2009
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A Faggot boy who enjys blowinng penis and hooking up with his mother. He is an anal drewling but monkey and loves hot steamy anal intercourse.He also likes giving quickies and he only charges $2.
One day teddy was our and about and some guy said i think i know u from some were. Teddy said "i don't think so"
"No, I do" the man replied
"Thats it,you were in that movie men gone wild analstyle"h exclamed
by GREG STRIER March 10, 2005
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Origin, President Theodore Roosevelt.

Feeling presidential, clean, fly, cool etc.
To look Teddy is to look presidential, clean, fly, attractive etc.
Guy 1: Damn bruh, I'm feeling so teddy today.

Guy 2: You're right though, you do look real teddy today.
by Parkers Class September 26, 2011
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(full 'teddy bear' A stuffed toy bear.
That kid who had a stuffed animal fetish loved cumming on his teddy.
by Big Man March 27, 2005
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The female version of the plies song "becky", the act of a person, going down on a woman.
"Stina, I got some fire ass teddy last night from Cathy"

"Angel Luis gives the best teddy!"

"I love a man who gives me teddy"
by Lil_Nugget October 21, 2009
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