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A name given to an annoying kid playing a video game to calm him down.
Teddy, calm down! Go cuddle with your teddy bear, everything will be alright.

Don't worry Teddy, let the big boys take care of the situation
by BIRD&TEDY March 02, 2011
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a creepy, ugly, stalkerish, eminem-wannabe who needs to get a life and stop being a freak. i'll give him ten years before hes behind bars.
do you hear someone creeping in the bushes?
nah probly just a teddy
by gabby lomagi October 03, 2010
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Ted" for short. An extremely uncool person. Someone who invites themselves places because they have no real friends and everyone dreads them showing up. Similar to "tahd
by holasomeeng17 November 20, 2010
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sexy underwear to turn guys on...
Before Chad came over Nicky put on her teddy because she knew she was going to get some.
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Entertains flirtatious and ignorant Teenyboppers-gone-punk. Will be nice to them to gain popularity, but will dis them behind their backs.
Hehe, I saw Teddy today he gave me his guitar pick! Like, OMG!!
by Bailey June 03, 2003
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Teddys are skeeves and total fat asses. Teddy is a name for a complete looser who is often illiterate and drinks all the time. Teddys are known for beating their girls and never mounting up. What adult really goes by the name TEDDY, LMFAO!!!! OOOO Teddy bear you are just not that cool keep dreaming you fag!
Girl: What is wrong with that guy, did you hear what he said.
Girl 2: Teddy is a complete weirdo, wtf!
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Generally a name given to people who are self centered, and have awful taste in music. douchebag
Wow, that guy teddy is a douchebag
His music taste is so teddy
by urbandickted22 January 11, 2010
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