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18.
The act of cutting a hole in a stuffed animal as replacement for sex.
I couldn't get laid last night, so I had to teddy bear it.
by William D October 10, 2005
 
1.
1) A plush toy in the form of a bear cub.

2) A big, beefy guy who looks like he'd be fun to cuddle.
"The little boy fell asleep hugging a teddy bear."

"Abraham Benrubi is such a teddy bear!"
by Qit January 22, 2004
 
2.
A stuffed bear with glasses and a tie. Reminded me of my Colonel. I came in it.
Teddy bear.

Was he really gonna tell her that he loved her?

"I came in the bear."
by HeadKlansman June 18, 2008
 
3.
Someone you sleep with but don't have sex with.

Someone you sleep with just for the comfort of having another person in your bed.

A person in replacement of the stuffed animal.
He takes comfort in holding his teddy bear and hearing her heart beat at night.
by GameGoddess777 November 30, 2010
 
4.
A fat guy with a cute face and sweet personality. Huggable and Cuddily!
That guy is def a teddy bear.
by SEXYMAMA6 April 01, 2011
 
5.
n. A person who acts big, tough, scary; but is actually really sweet and nice, soft.
"Dude, that guy is creepy."

"What? No, he's just a teddybear."

"LOL. Really?"

"LOL. Yep."
by savvybunny November 10, 2011
 
6.
Someone you can trust with your life. Teddy Bear means the world to me. Funny. Outstanding. Adorable. Magnificent. Perfect. Sessy. I ar ar ar wurvee her. Shes Smart, Purrtyy, funny. Everything you could ask for. My babe. My everything! I love YOU Teddy Bear a lot. Mine! Love of my life.
<3
person 1: Be my Teddy Bear?
Person 2: Otay
by teddybear22711 October 17, 2011
 
7.
When you think you got something good only to find out that you got duped. Coined from Call of Duty: World at War's Zombie Map Verruckt, where a mystery weapon box the player can spend their own points to open for a random weapon could spawn a teddy bear instead that will not only give the player no weapon but removes the box, making the entire team search the whole map to find out where it was moved to.
I got really excited about free ice cream but got the Teddy Bear upon realizing there was a line 300 people deep that didn't appear to be moving at all.
by An Excommunicated Elf April 10, 2009