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Ted Williams 

A homeless man off interstate 71 in Columbus, Ohio. As a kid from Brooklyn he was motivated to become a radio producer when he went to a local station and saw a radio announcer who told him something that just set off neurons in his head: "Radio is defined: Theater of Mind." After listening to this announcer, he developed a liking for and gained an education in an attempt to better his voice.

After becoming a fulltime radio announcer he did what most of us do at some point of life, he got tired and fucked up. But being a man, he did something that most of us (especially ex-presidents and politicans) don't do, he admitted his mistakes and paid the consequences and has to panhandle on the streets.

He became famous after a local resident taped Williams and put up his video on youtube. Not only was Ted Williams nice enough to perform and work for his money, he was kind enough to give a heartwarming laugh, smile and follow up interview.

As of 2011 he was given a radio announcer position with the Cleveland Cavaliers.
I don't think I can ever be a superman, but dammit I can be a Ted Williams!

Is it just me or does Ted Williams and his voice both have an uncanny resemblance to Obama and his voice!

Khan would never put bum into the urbandictionary tag for Ted Williams, because that guy isn't a bum who sits on his ass all day, he's a homeless man who gets underpaid in donations from passerbys for his amazing voice!
Ted Williams by M.Ali.Khan January 6, 2011

Ted Williams 

A homeless man off interstate 71 in Columbus, Ohio. As a kid from Brooklyn he was motivated to become a radio producer when he went to a local station and saw a radio announcer who told him something that just set off neurons in his head: "Radio is defined: Theater of Mind." After listening to this announcer, he developed a liking for and gained an education in an attempt to better his voice.

After becoming a fulltime radio announcer he did what most of us do at some point of life, he got tired and fucked up. But being a man, he did something that most of us (especially ex-presidents and politicans) don't do, he admitted his mistakes and paid the consequences and has to panhandle on the streets.

He became famous after a local resident taped Williams and put up his video on youtube. Not only was Ted Williams nice enough to perform and work for his money, he was kind enough to give a heartwarming laugh, smile and follow up interview.

As of 2011 he was given a radio announcer position with the Cleveland Cavaliers.
I don't think I can ever be a superman, but dammit I can be a Ted Williams!

If I were gay, that is to say completely theoretically, AND I was forced to bone a guy based solely on his voice, I would probably end up choosing between Ted Williams and John Legend- my best friend Mufti

Khan would never put bum into the urbandictionary tag for Ted Williams, because that guy isn't a bum who sits on his ass all day, he's a homeless man who gets underpaid in donations from passerbys for his amazing voice!
Ted Williams by Mo.Khan January 6, 2011

Ted Williams Tunnel 

When a guy needs to pee, but someone is sitting on the toilet so you go between their legs.
Husband: “Oh babe, you’re on the toilet? I need to pee!”
Wife: “Just Ted Williams Tunnel me!”
Ted Williams Tunnel by Niki B. January 1, 2022

Cold as Ted Williams' Head 

A state of coldness that is so completely cold, its akin to having one's head (or body) placed into a vat of liquid Nitrogen. In other words, really freaking cold!
Dude #1: Dude, did you see the weather report for this weekend?!

Dude #2: Dude, yeah man, its going to be Cold as Ted Williams' Head!
Dude #1: Dude, that's some cold fucking shit!
Dude #2: Dude.

Sleepy juice 

Either liquid niquil or any liquid drink with melatonin, Ashwaganda or other sleeping aids in a liquid form. If warm tea helps you get to sleep that could be sleepy juice too.
I could not sleep so I chugged some sleepy juice and now I'm so tired and sleepy.
Sleepy juice by Mercbeamish February 7, 2024
Word of the Day on June 9, 2026

How bout dem knicks? 

A phrase referring twoard the New York Knicks.
Its usually said to break an unplesent moment of silence.
Guy 1: I think I may be gay.
Guy 2: ...
Guy 1: ...
Guy 2: How bout dem knicks?
How bout dem knicks? by Flame060 March 28, 2005
Word of the Day on June 8, 2026