ted danson 

Comical adjective used to describe an exclusive or luxury item. Used upon receiving an item to express a desire for a better version to satisfy one’s inflated ego. From the Seinfeld episode “The Finale” where George, expressing disgust at being given a small private plane, wants the same plane that Ted Danson would be given.

Now you get on the phone with Kimbrough, tell him what happened and tell him to get another plane down here, but this time, the good one - the Ted Danson plane.

ted danson by C Provencal April 29, 2008

Ted Danson (Sandwich) 

A deli sandwich made up of the following ingredients:

1. Turkey
2. Sauerkraut
3. Swiss Cheese
4. Russian Dressing

all on Rye bread

(at Joe's Deli)

Barry: What are you getting, Ken? I'm getting a matzo ball soup.
Ken: That sounds good, but I think I'm just gonna get a TED DANSON (SANDWICH)

Ted Danson (Sandwich) by deliman007 August 2, 2011

Ted Danson 

Actor who was on the series Cheers. Was very sexy but now is an old man and isn't attractive anymore.

Ted Danson is damn sexy

Ted Danson by Bonnie September 5, 2003

ted danson tumbleweed

A sexual act in which, during fellatio, you remove your unit from your partner's mouth during climax, cum in your own pubic hair, and rub their face in it.

You know Ted Danson gave Shawnee Smith the ol' Ted Danson tumbleweed.

ted danson tumbleweed by Ryan Anxiety February 7, 2008

Ted Danson Episode 

A Ted Danson Episode refers to an episode of a spinoff in which a character from the original series, cameos for an episode in the spinoff. An actor who appeared in both shows / media who isnt playing the role they appeared in on the original show, does not qualify as a Ted Danson episode.

Term coined and minted by youtuber, Quinton Reviews.

Yo, did you see the Ted Danson episode of Sam & Cat with Gibby from ICarly?

Ted Danson Episode by Sleepishy March 30, 2024