Guy 2: Haha that's funny!
Guy 3: It's funny, because your name is Brian!
Guy 1 & 2: Thanks Ted.
Grunt: Stupid POG! Why not join the infantry like a real Marine!
Air Wing Marine: Because I got higher than a 30 on the ASVAB, TED
2) Marine 1: Dude, look at the high and tight on that tool.
Marine 2 Hey TED(yelling)!
Marine 1: holy shit he looked. What a tool.
Can be used for a casual acquaintance, a hookup, one night stand, or even an uninteresting guy buying you a drink.
Me: "Nice to meet you, Ted."
Or in the ladies bathroom -
Me: I'm talking to a Ted out there. I need someone to save me.