Tective Man 

Rainy capach u chew my window so dry put me in da back da car at da station from dat point on me reach my destination in the destination reaching outta East Detention

Aidan stop becoming a tective man. Just stop no one axed u

Tective Man by Soddy Wally March 21, 2021

TechTV 

A TV network all about technology, hence the name TechTV. In my opinion the best thing EVER on TV! It has been purchased by Comcast who have now merged it with their network G4. Now it is called G4TechTV. The network is now all about games and technology. Comcast cancelled the feed of this internationally; sign the petition to get it back at www.savetech.tk if you will no longer get it!

Did you watch The Screen Savers on TechTV last night?

No, I couldn’t have it is gone :'( but I saw it on G4TechTV

TechTV by Mike June 19, 2004

theckth

Theckth is how a person with a lisp would say, "sex."

Look at that theckthy (sexy) girl thanding (standing) there. I think I have an erecthin (erection).

theckth by theckthmachine March 11, 2009

teckler

A heckler that heckles during a tech forum.

Let's make the presentation only 1 hour, just in case the teckler has a lot of questions.

teckler by tadowta January 23, 2009

Tectone 

Tectone: Someone who makes 10x more money than people who keep trying to cancel him for no reason

"Man i wanna be a Tectone"

Tectone by JoeTheDoughyBrain January 14, 2022

urban ticktionary 

Refers to the tick-tock sound made by a clock as time passes.

The phenomenon that occurs when the posting of numerous, almost-identical definitions for the same word/phrase result in the act of searching for a definition on UD becoming a waste of your time.

A result of egotistical narcissists, who believe that everyone should stop and take the time to read to their unoriginal opinion.

Urban ticktionary:
Pretty much any widely-searched/widely-used phrase on this site.
For example:
emo,scene,milkshake

urban ticktionary by sarahh=) October 18, 2009

tektonik 

A dance craze/music subgenre popular in France, characterized by French dudes with mullets and 80's retro clothes flinging their arms to electrohouse music.

Francophile: Hé! Dansons le tektonik!
Normal person: What the hell are you talking about?

tektonik by jarsilver August 5, 2008