TECHNOVIKING 

A bulked up German viking dancing on the streets of berlin at the fuck parade. can be seen on Youtube

He is so superior that his name must be written in CAPS.

Get outa here, TECHNOVIKING comands you
All hail TECHNOVIKING

TECHNOVIKING by Eloij October 5, 2007

tektonik 

A dance craze/music subgenre popular in France, characterized by French dudes with mullets and 80's retro clothes flinging their arms to electrohouse music.

Francophile: Hé! Dansons le tektonik!
Normal person: What the hell are you talking about?

tektonik by jarsilver August 5, 2008

technoviking 

A hero of our generation. Bow down to the force that is.....the TECHNOVIKING.

TECHNOVIKING doesn't dance to the music. The music dances to TECHNOVIKING.

technoviking by DrNordo January 25, 2008

technoviking 

An internet meme created on theforum.com thanks to a video of the Berlin Fuck Parade of 2000 in which a large muscle-bound German man asserts his authority upon the people and dances to demonstrate his power. He is, technoviking.

All hail technoviking.

technoviking by esvee October 7, 2007

Technoviking 

The new Chuck Norris

Technoviking wins.

Technoviking by Numaga March 4, 2009

techton1k 

The best f1 in schools team in St Olaves year 8

OMG, its TeChToN1K I'm so excited!!! I'm going to get their autograph!

techton1k by unkown>_< January 11, 2020

Tectonic Shit 

When you have a shit ready to exit a person's colon, but waited too long. The shit starts traveling back up the colon to start hibernation, but it is met with a new shit ready to blow out. The turds collide in the intestine and start to overlap just like tectonic plates.

John: "Karl, where have you been all day?'
Karl: " I somehow managed to pass a tectonic Shit and not die"

Tectonic Shit by Technobish October 31, 2017