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TechnoPocky 

An awesome Youtuber that has absolutely nothing to do with Techno, although some of his videos consist of pocky.
lol TechnoPocky is funny

Technocock 

The size of one's metaphorical penis, either man or woman, based off of amount of technology he/she uses on a daily basis.
Jimmy felt his Technocock shrinking as everyone at the table pulled out their Droids and IPhones, while he could only check his email on his far less superior Lotus.
Technocock by Saltee Garbage January 17, 2011

technopunk

Technopunk is a community of performers, artists, ravers and hackers enjoying a punk lifestyle surrounded by hitech.
It has been one of the first culture to be computer aided designed from scratch, be it the arts, the networks.
The term was first coined within the illegal techno movement around europe back in the early 90s, using the internet to get organized against governmental repression. Technopunks are persecuted by a police state all around the world until today they find ways to fight this using networks.
Original technopunk happenings don't happen in clubs but in random squats, outdoor and indoor and it is difficult for a lambda new comer to get any information at first, it is impossible to find any honest or real information about technopunk on any media except the internet.
technopunk repression at the Czechtek 2005 zákrok 4 policistů - police brutality
technopunk by djehan November 28, 2010

technoshock 

That feeling of overwhelming anxiety and stress people experience when they realize all the data from all the increasingly more rapid technological advances of our world is exceeding their brain's ability to process it.
"I swear I can't take it anymore. I'm being bombarded with too much info from too many sources. I know I'm gonna snap. And when I do, I'm blaming it on technoshock".
technoshock by tmdoom May 14, 2011

technofucked 

A situation where various high technology devices simultaneously fail and are rendered useless.
Immediately after his internet connection dropped, Joe noticed that his cell phone didn't have a signal and the battery in his PDA would not hold a charge. He knew right away that he was technofucked.

Bob was so thoroghly technofucked that he wondered if a giant meteor had just crashed into Earth, thus terminating all electronic communications worldwide.

With no cell towers in the area, Jay was completely technofucked when his GPS system crashed as he was driving in a rural, unfamiliar part of the county.

The I.T. geek was explaining the problem in a complex, technical manner when I interrupted and exclaimed, "I'm technofucked!".

Frustrated after a few minutes of being technofucked, Scott wondered if this was how life felt in the 1950's.

Lea never enjoys camping trips in the wilderness because she rejects the idea of being voluntarily technofucked.

After just a few minutes at his grandmother's home, he was overcome with depression as the grim reality of not having wi-fi, cable TV, or air conditioning left him incredibly technofucked.

technofucked by Buzz Writeyear January 25, 2008

Technosociofile 

Subspecies of nerd primarily interested in digital technology and the social implications and applications in a wired world. (Abbreviated TSF) A technosciofile may fall on a spectrum anywhere from "techie" to "socio." May have issues with authority.

Type of benign hacktivist. Not exactly white-hat but not exactly malicious either. Some may seek notoriety.
"Just because you steal Wifi to watch Colbert, it doesn't make you a technosciofile."

"You may be a technosociofile if... you're fascinated by Anonymous and paranoid about the FBI."
Technosociofile by saltypalette March 26, 2013