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Technocock 

The size of one's metaphorical penis, either man or woman, based off of amount of technology he/she uses on a daily basis.
Jimmy felt his Technocock shrinking as everyone at the table pulled out their Droids and IPhones, while he could only check his email on his far less superior Lotus.
Technocock by Saltee Garbage January 17, 2011

Technodoos 

A technologically challenged person, a complete moron when it comes to bits and bytes.
He couldn't get the audio working for the rugby because he couldn't figure out what channel to switch the amp to ... what a technodoos!
Technodoos by Jukskeibobby April 17, 2008

Technoboob 

A person that is a complete idiot when it comes to technology.
Wayne is such a technoboob he thought he could pour batter in his cd-rom tray and make pancakes.
Technoboob by Tehcnoboob Hater December 16, 2008

Technopology 

The act of expressing one's sorrow through an electronic device.
I got a technopology from my boyfriend who obviously doesn't want to apologize in person.

He used technopology as a way to vent his emotion after the tragic event.
Technopology by B.E.A.N. March 6, 2010

technomological 

Having to do with a lot of technology
"That machine is really technomological."
technomological by dustin October 30, 2003

technochocolate 

Ancient and mystical delicacy favored by the Aztecs, claimed by Strong Bad to sound a-prettypretty good. Known to induce lightswitch-raves.
"I'm gonna go find me some of that Technochocolate. It sounds a-prettypretty good."
technochocolate by Wubbzy February 10, 2004