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1) The application of science, math, engineering, art, and other fields of knowledge to create tools and implementations deemed useful by a society.

2) Anything that has to do with computers. Often misused by stupid people and corporations that market to said stupid people.
During the 20th century, humanity demonstrated that it had achieved the technology to leave its home planet's atmosphere, land on and explore its moon, and return safely to its homeworld.

The latest technology is Blu-ray.
by Tuxide January 15, 2010
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in economics: not a resource, but part of the production process. Anything that increases the performance of an resource without the change in resources.
In war, a country with the comparitive advantage in national defense, has a greater availability of technology that increases their performance without the need of a large quantity of troops.
by rodan118 February 09, 2010
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Something that will eventually destroy society, make obesity the new "average" weight, and cause mass unemployment.
Damn technology.
by Those Damn Digi-Fanatics February 26, 2011
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n. anything that was invented after you were born
by foraneagle2 March 19, 2007
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Something that allows one to talk with hot babes on the internet all day.
"I love technology, but not as much as you, you see. Still, I love technology... Always and Forever"
by maybe_jae February 06, 2005
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Doing a chick doggystyle.
Guy#1: "Oh man that girl is UGLY, but she's all over me."
Guy#2: "Dude that's why they invented technology."
by John Barrett April 20, 2008
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That boy watch television until his eyes protruded, when he was unable to watch any further.
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