technofoggie 

An older person who has no idea how to use anything technical, such as a dvd player, computer, cell phone.
An older person who needs their son or daughter to set up their television, stereo, A/V system, computer, cell phone, install software, show them how to use any electronic device.

I am such a technofggie, I had to call my son and ask him to come over and hook up my new big screen TV, cable box and DVR. My mom is such a technofoggie that I had to go over to her house and show her how to use her new cellphone and set up her bluetooth in her car.

technofoggie by raiderfan922 May 6, 2010

technophobe 

A person who is irrationally afraid of technology.

My mom says sitting to close to the TV will make my eyes go square! She's such a technophobe.

technophobe by Dave October 12, 2003

technofogger 

This is a device for turning liquids into smoke-like vapour. The liquid can contain nicotine and is usually called e-liquid.

Also known as an electronic cigarette, e-cig, personal vapourising device

I'm going to vape with my technofogger.

technofogger by Narkybeast January 14, 2009

technolojesus 

"As the legend goes, Jesus once encountered the Borg. The Borg attacked him, he turned the other cheek, and the Borg promptly sedated him. When he woke up, he had been assimilated. His new found fusion with the complex technology of the Borg was not something he rejected - he rejoiced. He swayed the Borg to be peaceful while he downloaded all the coolest new apps. He taught the Borg to meditate on compassion while he traded stocks from his iPhone. He cured the deaf among the Borg and gave them hands-free bluetooth ear pieces. He even showed them tranquility and sent them the most elite tracker invitations."

"Continually, he led them to enlightenment and free porn, but they were not satisfied. A glitch named Judas caused the Borg to attack Jesus. They soldered him to a steel wall. Though in his final moments he became entranced, marveling at visions of bleeding edge technology, he faded. As his last breath left his body, his netbook dropped from his hands and he died. Three days later he just kinda woke up. He rose into the air - floating, wrapped in a buzzword cloud widget. His gaze fell upon them as he ventured to speak, but nay, words did not come - only the most beautiful ringtone fluttered gaily from his lips and echoed throughout the cold halls of the cube. With that, the Borg bowed low and he vanished."

* The term technolojesus is now used widely as a title for anyone skilled with computers or electronics who also happens to be a compassionate badass with mad wisdom.

Bro, the other day this technolojesus came through and recovered my Brazillian fart-porn off my hard drive - I thought it was fragged, but this dude saved my life.

technolojesus by moultedsaws October 26, 2010

technologeable 

To have a lot of knowledge about technology

that guy is more "technologeable" than Bill Gates

technologeable by thegreatestofalltime August 28, 2009

TechnoCore

The AI TechnoCore is a society of sentient computer systems that exist in the Hyperion book series, by Dan Simmons. The TechnoCore exists inside the singularities that compose the farcaster web, and use excess human neurons as a easily accessible form of processing power. This TechnoCore seceeded from the Hegemony of Man four hundred years before the events in Hyperion, and was later destroyed by Meina Gladstone after the supposed Ouster invasion of the web worlds. Thus, TechnoCore refers to a bunch of semi-evil computers manipulating humanity for thier own ends.

The TechnoCore wishes to speak with you, CEO.

TechnoCore by StNitrogen September 2, 2008

technofob 

_ a person who is recently introduced to technology and still learning it.
_ a person who was introduced to technology a long time ago but still has no idea how it works.

_ definitely your grandma and your grandpa, or old people in general, are technofob (s)
_ probably your mom, dad, uncle(s) and aunt(s)

technofob by thebigcriket128 October 12, 2010