technolust

The constant desire to have the newest, flashiest, fastest, shiniest gadget available, even if the one you just bought is only two months old and still works great.

Your iPhone makes me horny with unconrollable technolust.

technolust by Tailspin October 18, 2003

technustration 

Getting frustrated while trying to teach technology to a different generation.

I am getting technustrated (past tense of technustration) with my mom because no matter how many times I teach her to use the spacebook messenger app, she keeps updating her status with 'Hello darling, call me please'.

technustration by Dniedacess January 6, 2014

Technostism 

1. Economic theory advocating for the total automation of labor, as well as collective of the means of production and information technology.
2. Any instance of automation coupled with common ownership of the means of production and automated methods of labor.
3. Bottom up socialism.
4. Socialist Technophilia.

The factory runs under the careful eye of the proletarians, but only droids know any labor, for this is a technostic order.

Working is so last century; transhumans use robots via technostism.

Socialism takes the top and brings it down. Technostism takes the bottom and brings it up. How? Robots, motherfucker.

Technostism by Mr. Doomburg February 24, 2015

technostalker 

someone who uses technology to stalk people.....i.e. stealing passwords to read email, lurking

Even though they had broken up, the technostalker still spied on her, by reading her email...and she was clueless.

technostalker by Meadow Soprano September 25, 2005

technobrat 

A person or thing that is spoiled with Technology.

Jeff is such a technobrat, he has so much technology in his room alone.

technobrat by Kevin Trooper May 15, 2008

technosterone 

1. n. What fuels a passionate conversation about technology.

2. n. What a technosexual produces when they hear or talk about their favorite subject.

You could feel the technosterone emanating from the audience as Steve Jobs prepared to announce what had already been revealed by mac rumor sites the day before.

technosterone by maztik8r April 12, 2007

TECHNOPEST 

Poor quality DJ who likes Ibiza Club classics and Ministry of sound albums

Natural Habitat: mediterraen and agean beach resorts

I was lying on the beach enjoying the silence and tranquility before the technopest started up with a robbie williams remix.

TECHNOPEST by Sherief Khorshid August 7, 2007