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Music that takes no talent to create. All those people who try to act smart and say people who listen to rap like techno because it plays in the background are idiots, because rap and techno are two entirely different things.
Idiot: HI WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO?
Person: Rap.
Idiot: WHAT? I THOUGHT YOU HATED TECHNO YOU LIAR
Person: I'm listening to rap, not techno.
Idiot: RAP IS EXACTLY LIKE TECHNO YOU LOSER
Person: No it's not..
Idiot: YES IT IS YOU MORON
*person knocks idiot out in 1 punch*
by zacky89 March 25, 2006
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Modern day disco
Performers use computers to make music because they have no talent to do so themselves. The culture it has spawned is the same as the club culture of the late 70's early 80's, the only difference being ecstacy has replaced cocaine as the drug of choice. Popularized by attention deprived youth who fill the lack of love in their life with relationships based on common ecstacy experiences.
we don't need any examples, we all know what this is.
by your name January 16, 2004
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Who are you people? First of all, techno sucks it like the worst music ever made. Its all computer and looses the human carisma Second, it's an abrieviation of technosexual or a person who prefirs to mack an electronic device rather than a girl.
techno: my computer vibrates just right for me.
person listening: dude your a fucking fagget
by sexy August 09, 2004
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Shitty, simple and repeatative type of industrial music that nerdy teenage boys (who think they're cool) use to try to seduce preteen sluts with.
Ran rolled up to the middle school in his shitty car and pumped his latest techno CD ,hoping to score some preteen ass.
by Jack Adick January 06, 2005
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type of music that is really annoying. the reall song is actually 15 seconds but they keep on repeating it different ways for like 5 min which makes it one of the wrost type of music.
by muh October 31, 2003
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A genre of music which is primarily listened to by disgruntled nerds whos' only friends are anime charicters. To the socially competent, 'techno' is a perfectly acceptable term to describe what these nerds call 'electronic music.' Electronic music is a bit of misnomer considering that it's not really music.

However, if you attempt to use the word in that manner you will face the onslaught of a million angry nerds screaming, 'HOW DARE YOU, YOU IGNORAMUS! YOU HAVE MISCATAGORIZED ONE OF THE 92 DIFFERENT SUBGENRES OF ELECTRONIC MUSIC!.'

These nerds, due to their untreated OCD, enjoy spending their time classifying every possible 'song' into one of infinite subgenres. This attempt is futile because all techno sounds the same.

Techno nerds are tremendous elitists and enjoy laughing at what they see as the 'ignorant masses.' However, on the inside they are so, so, lonely and cry themselves to sleep every night after masturbating to sailor moon hentai.

Techno takes absolutely no musical talent to produce and it all sounds pretty much the same. With GarageBand and a keyboard you can make techno that's up to par with virtually all 'electronic music.' If you've heard one 'song' you've pretty much heard it all.

The biggest perceived enemy of techno nerds is rap music. They rant constantly about how 'rap is crap,' and how SEORIUSLY GAIZ RAP IS JUST ELECTRONIC MUSIC BUT WIT BLACK PEOPLEZ TALKIKNG.' What they don't realize, however, is that rap is about the rythmic and lyrical talent of the rapper, not the background music. If rap fans wanted to listen to some shitty 4/4 beat isolated by itself, they would listen to techno.

In conclusion, techno sucks monkey nuts. You would be better off listening to any other genre of music. If a techno nerd either rants to you about how you are an ignorant fool or even tries to get you to listen to techno, punch him in the face.
*techno is playing*

Normal person: Wow, techno is fucking horrible. I'm changing this to something that doesn't completely suck.
Techno nerd: HOW DARE YOU CALL THIS TECHNO YOU FOOL THIS SONG HAPPENS TO BE DARK PROGRESSIVE ELECTRO NU AFRICAN TRIBALISTIC BULGARIAN CRAPCORE!
by sociallyadjusted September 03, 2007
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1) Music made by computers, not humans!
3) I can't count because I forgot number two
4) Techno music is very popular in Europe, mostly the UK and Germany.
5) A lot of techno music styles suck, but fortunately there's Jungle (Drum and Bass) to make up for that problem.
6) The techno culture is based around DJ's, MC's, vinyl dubplates, raves, sex, drugs, lightsticks.
- Hey did you see that new Honda TV ad? There's some electronic music playing in the background!
- It's techno, not electronic you dip shiite!
- No it's electronica, you monkeys!
by Your nayme here March 19, 2003
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