1. a person who is not current with the latest technologies.
2. behind in the technological times.
4. unable to perform basic tasks using current technologies, such as use email, upload pictures to the internet, etc.
5. Belief that the internet is, in fact, a system of tubes.
-"I'm so upset, my computer just crashed."
-"Oh, really, that sucks. What kind of computer do you have?"
-"Wow, you are a techneanderthal."