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Techenomics 

The economic study of converting something previously done manually to technology.
The techenomics just don't add up!

We're looking at the techenomics behind automating this process.
Techenomics by Asterraine June 27, 2011

TechEnvy 

When a person is stuck working in the shipping department and really wants to work in tech support
Tech Rep Mike : damn that chick Renee is sooo jealous of tech support dept. she has mad TechEnvy

Tech Rep Dan : FO SHO DAT SHAWTY IS ALWAYS HANGIN ROUND TECH DEPT. YO FO REAL....
TechEnvy by TECH>SHIPPING June 10, 2008

aris the techman

1. a ballbag

2. a complete ballbag

3. master of websense, often spotted lindyhopping through the office.
i got hung on a system problem, and lost 10 grand and that ballgbag aris the techman jumped up my ass.
aris the techman by gptrading December 30, 2008
Recognize the 'e'. Also spelled "Tekkeno". A term used to identify Tekken-style techno music.
I like to drink a BooKoo, put on some Techeno, and kick somebody's ass.
Techeno by Hand Hanzo April 24, 2005

Techpendancy

The utter dependance that non-computer users have on those they believe to be highly skilled in the area. Normally developed in the old or the parents, most of the time it is completly unfounded.
John: Hey man, remember that time you checked my e-mails for me?
David: Yeh...
John: Well now I need you to re-format a new drive, install it and move all my files over, could you do that for me, I'm completly techpendant on you

Mom: Carl, could you delete some virus' off of the family computer?

Carl: Mom, your techpendancy on me is killing my social life.
Techpendancy by thatperson5_1 August 14, 2010

techenamor 

1. enamoration with technology no matter how useless, expensive, or destructive.
Techenamor is to a nerd as sex is to a normal teenage boy!
techenamor by ad-92129 August 18, 2011