technicalissimo 

An IT manager with the attitude.

Yes, you're on speaker. (Aside: I'm the technicalissimo, goddammit! You're lucky I answered the phone.)

technicalissimo by mahatma kane jeeves October 19, 2018

tachanka 

the lord

bow before tachanka

tachanka by TITTYFRIDAY December 1, 2016

Lord Tachanka 

Deadly, fierce, and a true force to be reckoned with. Native to Mother Russia, our Lord is a brilliant mathematician and warrior. You do not hunt Tachanka, for Tachanka hunts you. You do not kill Tachanka, for Tachanka kills you. You do not beat Tachanka, for Tachanka beats you. He is our Lord and Savior, the only operator worthy of our praise.

All bow and praise your savior Lord Tachanka, or face the furry of pure Russian anger.

Lord Tachanka by EggCombo May 20, 2018

Tachanka 

The most legendary operator of all time. Also known as Lord Tachanka or Lord Chanka, he is also compared to people like Chuck Norris, Vladimir Putin, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Steve Irwin, Jesus, and God.

Spetznaz Recruit: We pray to our Lord Tachanka to protect us from Ash, for she has no hit box.

Tachanka by Lheggy May 14, 2018

Bismuth Technetium Hydride 

Bismuth Technetium Hydride (BiTcH) is a chemical compound that is common in most high schools and universities! It is rather toxic to your mental health and is known to defeat your self-esteem

John: What is wrong with Bill, he's gotten depressed?
George: He has a case of Bismuth Technetium Hydride poisoning!

Bismuth Technetium Hydride by Kiwi610 January 25, 2013

Lord Tachanka 

The one man army, he will save half of Russia with his LMG alone, he is our saviour

Him: Pick a useful operator
Me: Lord Tachanka
(gets kicked)

Lord Tachanka by TomXFG May 24, 2018

Tachanka 

The Lord And Savior Of Us All

Did you see the new tachanka skin?

Yee Yee brother god bless! Cyka

Tachanka by MrDickBlister April 1, 2019