Techadence 

indulging oneself in the latest & greatest technologies out of personal indulgence; surrounding oneself with gizmos, particularly highly customized gear, often to the point of financial stress

Joe replaced his four month old iPhone 4 with a 4S, and will get the iPhone 5 as soon as it is out, driven not only by peer pressure, but her sheer techadence.

Techadence by lookingforcoolstuff November 2, 2011

Techception 

To socialize with the same person technologically, using two different devices.

Person 1: "its kinda weird how were talking on facebook and texting"

Person 2: "its like techception"

Techception by BeingAwesome November 28, 2011

Techinept

An individual that is utterly incapable of handling technological hardware.

I'm so techinept I keep taking photos of the inside of my purse with my phone.

Techinept by AffirmThis August 10, 2012

techdependant 

When a person all the time relies on other people instead of reading the manual or help section to help figure out a tech device.

This is the forth time this week. You have to stop being so techdependant. The power button is on the front of the device, yes, remember, push it in with your finger, then release.

My phone has a camera and a Bluetooth and I can get email and listen to music, I just wanted a cell phone. Not to be so techdependant but could you show me how to use all those?

techdependant by When a line is not a line. August 19, 2009

techleptic 

Someone who causes electronic devices to have a fits when they attempt to use them - another person will come along and do the same thing and the device/program will work as intended.

The yacht stewadess tried several times at operating the Ipad AV control for the boss but it crashed on her so she called the engineer who repeated exactly what she did and was successful the first time as normal.
This stewadess like most was clearly techleptic.

techleptic by Cabana December 7, 2012