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23.
A mutha-fucking tech-nine bitch.
Gangster weapon of choice.
by Diego September 14, 2003
 
1.
1. An adjective used to denote something especially effective at a given time. Slang originating from collectible card games: a card deemed particularly useful in a certain situation is deemed "tech," and it spread to other things.

2. A synonym for cool, due to sloppy usage of definition 1.

Both definitions are usually only used by card geeks.
Oh, man. Telling your mother that you were at a blood drive instead of out drinking was tech—now she thinks you're disoriented due to blood loss!
by Starfury April 11, 2004
 
2.
a 9mm assault pistol made by the Intratec company in Miami, Florida. favored by gangstas in the hood because the retail price is only about $300.
them niggaz betta watch it, i packin' my tech.
by duece February 04, 2004
 
3.
A person with EXTREME knowledge or skills with computers or electronically gear (but not including actual game). A positive comment which replaces geek and it's sometimes not as positive effect.
Toms the tech around here, he will fix your computer for you and then some
by Robbie J June 10, 2003
 
4.
Short for "Technician" or "Technology".
The arcade game was broke so we had to call a games tech.

Iraq wishes it has the tech the US army has!
by leshrack March 15, 2003
 
5.
A term for cool or awesome, especially pertaining to objects or places, and the technical intricacy, efficency or design thereof.
"Dude, did you see his new turntable?"
"Yeah, it's pretty tech"
by John April 29, 2004
 
6.
When one creates a ridiculous riff in a song

usually making no musical sense and just pure math metal
Its too Tech
by sam moon February 22, 2009
 
7.
Michigan Technological University
Located in the far northern peninsula called the Keweenaw in Michigan, the school produces amazing engineers, business professionals, technicians, scientists and forestry students. The school gets so much snow they have a gigantic snow statue carnival every year, called: Winter Carnival
I went to Tech. There are no women at Tech. There are no attractive men at Tech. Tech drinks.
by Hybrid_131 January 03, 2009