| 1. | tech-retard | ||
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a person who has no ability to apply technology into their daily life, usually pretending their gadgets are not working or they prefer things done other way to conceal their retardants! #1
i explained to her like a million times that i will Bluetooth the files to her cellphone and she can transfer them to her laptop later to read them, but after all this she made me do the whole thing FOR her! #2 Jack and I have a paper due next week but he said he cannot attach the files to an email because his connection was too slow, but we all know he's just a tech-retard! |
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| 2. | rem-tech | ||
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A person who is retarded but not disabled, used mainly as a noun to suggest an acquaintance is a 'rem-tech'. 'You are a proper rem-tech man'
'Ya dad's a rem-tech' |
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| 3. | tech tard | ||
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a person not intimately familiar with or that much cares about the lastest tech gadget or computer program available on the market Him: I just got the latest iphone!
Her: Who cares, it'll be obsolete in 3 months. My cell doesn't even have a camera it's so old. Me:Ha! Noob! My cell is so old it has a rotary dial. Beat that! Him: You're such a tech tard. |
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| 4. | Retard Stampeed | ||
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A large influx of callers to tech support call centers. This is often brought on by beningn announcements from a company, which, when not comprehended by customers, starts a mass panic resulting in an enoumous amount of calls to a technical support call center. Announcement: We will release an automatic upgrade tomorrow. When prompted to upgrade, press "Start Upgrade"
Retard Stampeed Question: " I got this message today about an upgrade. WHAT DO I DO?" Tech support immediate ( i wish i could say this) thought: 'press start upgrade you fucktard! Reading is fundamental!' |
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| 5. | vo-tard | ||
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A word often used to describe students who attend vocational high schools. An obvious play on the the more familiar "retard", it suggests that vocational students generally exhibit some form of mental retardation. While some of these vo-tards possess significant mechanical skills, it is impossible for them to escape the stereotype. "yo man, did you bring your car to the shop yet?"
"nah, I just got a couple of vo-tards to fix it for short money." |
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| 6. | Aideur! | ||
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1. A dying sound a sying animal makes in Tech Class.
2. A sound a mentally challegend person makes while player checkers. 3. A battle cry in the online gay game of RuneScape. The retard lost a game of checkers and shouted Aideur!
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| 7. | Tech Tard | ||
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One who is technologically backward.
'I told my Nanna to download skype so I could talk to her, but she's a tech tard.'
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