Tech addiction is when someone relies on tech for normal daily activities and cannot survive without it. Tech addicts are shown to express distress when their signal is lost. A distempered tech addict should always be avoided.
Harold's tech addiction has got the better of him. I'm sure he's gonna off himself since his GPS went down.
a methamphetamine addict, also used as an insult
Billy is a jib tech
K : I can quit whenever i want.
J : Don't lie to yourself man, you're a jib-tech.
|4.||Tier 2 Tech Support|
Typical held by large males who bath infrequently. Ways to identify the Tier 2 technician:
1. Addicted to WOW (World of Warcraft)
2. Plays D&D on lunch breaks.
3. Can recite word for word any Monty Python Movie. (Ditto for any Star Wars)
4. Normally unkempt, dirty, smells especially offensive after an all night LAN party.
5. Breath can knock a buzzard off a caca wagon at 50 yards.
6. Wears retro video game t-shirts.
7. Thinks everyone that matters can read binary.
8. Thinks most people they speak to on the phone are in need of an IQ injection.
9. Still has infantile fantasies about "Threes Company" stars.
10. Will often work for bandwidth.
Upon hearing that a new Star Wars film was going to be released, Andrew a Tier 2 Tech Support Agent put in for his vacation so that he could have a chance being first in to see the movie.
|5.||in the tower|
1. When someone goes on a shooting spree, such as Columbine or Virginia Tech.
Coined when in 1966 when the University of Texas tower sniper shooting happened, one of the first and deadliest mass shootings, which the shooter went "in (top of the) the tower" and shot random people on the ground.
2. When someone loses their head and does something crazy and/or that they regret, violent or non-violent.
Someone in the tower may hurt themselves and/or others.
1. The Columbine shooters were in the tower when the massacre happened.more...
2. -"I just blew $10000 in Vegas"
-"You were in the tower, time to get out"
Jocks who bully students are in the tower.
Someone who makes up a cover story to get his/her own way is in the tower.
If you're lonely and depressed, you might be in the tower.
A self-mutilator is in the tower.
A heroin addict is in the tower.
Abusive parents are in the tower.
Dubya is in the tower.
War veterans who turn to drinking after returning to the US are in the tower.
People who drive without a license or insurance are in the tower.
One who cheats on income tax is in the tower.
Criminals and gangbangers are in the tower.
Wildfire victims are in the tower.
Stress at work can ca...
May 6, 2008 Urban Word of the Day
Advice, encouragement delivered via text... frequently related to dating and boss hating. Pronounced like tech support.
Hey, thanks for all the text support last night! I have a coffee date with him today.
The amazingly sexy Frankie Iero from mcr used to have a white Epiphone guitar named Pansy.
Then some dumbass MTV guitar tech BROKE PANSY! *SHOCK!* *HORROR!*
RIP Pansy. Frank and all of the Black Parade will miss you forever and always, you always did play so beautifully.
Pansy, Frank Ieros (from mcr) dead guitar.