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any sausage that can be kept without refrigeration. "Mom gave me a tebow for Christmas this year; I ate it with some cheese and mustard."
"This tebow has a surprisingly dark smoky taste." |
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ADJ. Used to describe a person who is honorable, respected, and/or amazing. My mom is so Tebow.
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Adj. Getting something done, but in a very shitty manner Jake: "He did such a shitty job."
Me: "He still got it done thought." Jake: "Yep he pulled a Tebow." |
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pulling something off in spite of the disbelief of all those around you. managing to pull something out of your ass that no one thought you could. being awful at something for a majority of the time that you are doing it and then somehow pulling yourself together in the last moments to secure victory. Joe your presentation was such a Tebow, somehow you pulled it together at the very end despite screwing up throughout it.
"How the hell did he win that game? " "He's Tim Tebow coach" |
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tee-boh verb - 1) to drop to one's knee, regardless of surroundings, bow one's head and pray to the Almighty that somehow you won't fuck up whatever it is you are doing 2) to randomly drop to one's knee and bow one's head - in the fashion of "professional" football player and "quarterback" Tim Tebow - in public settings (see also: planking & owling) 1) "He was totally blowing it with that chick, so he Tebowed. Somehow, he ended up nailing her."
2) "Dude, is that guy Tebowing in line for the ATM?" |
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A person who has lost functional use of their left arm. I guess it could have been worse. He got the use back in his legs, but the accident still left him a Tebow.
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Someone who goes out of their way to remind others how religious they are George W. Bush and Rick Santorum are total Tebow's
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An expression used on a girl you respect, but still find incredibly attractive. You take her out to a nice dinner, and wait (to have sex) to you marry her. As opposed to taking her out to a nice dinner and f*** her Man, Amber is so hot. I'd like to Tebow her.
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