Tim Teblow 

a blowjob given from 1 knee instead of 2.

There wasn't enough room in the bus isle for a BJ, so she gave me a Tim Teblow.

Tim Teblow by Coolerfull July 13, 2012

telewanking 

Ostensibly at home working but in fact at home jerking off.

The states and the feds have instituted a widely popular system of telewanking that allows folks to collect their full paychecks while honing their binge watching skills.

telewanking by Dr Bunnygirl March 19, 2021

Teblow

The act of getting down on one knee and giving a blow job. There are certain rules and regulations that are involved with the Teblow: two fingers up your ass and it's a safety, tea bag her for a sack, cum in her hair is roughing the passer, spitting is a fumble. An interception is if a third party would grab the nut sack. Cum in the face is face masking, and blowing the load in your pants is a false start.

Susie was down on her knee to Teblow John, but he was flagged for a false start for jizzing his pants.

Teblow by Broncos15 January 11, 2012

tableweed 

After a night of smoking marijuana and probably consuming mass amounts of alcohol at the house, one can wake up and find this amazing, FREE substance in their own living room. Tableweed takes the form of small green morsels of pot, usually scattered around where the blunt(s) were rolled or the bowl(s) was packed. Tableweed is the best hangover cure, period.

Stoner#1: Fuck man we smoked all our pot last night.
Stoner#2: Dude did you check for tableweed?

tableweed by winkler December 9, 2008

Teblow

Verb: Teblow tee-bl-o: The act of a female (or male if you're gay, not that there's anything wrong with that) dropping to one knee, resting her forehead on her fist, and proceeding with fellatio. The male then finishes by firing his ejaculate wildly around the room.

Jane's in the back Teblowing Mark.

Why is there ejaculate on my ceiling? Were you getting Teblown in here?

Teblow by Iowasdumb November 18, 2011

Teblowing 

Form of getting down on one knee to deliver oral sex.

She totally was Teblowing me last...she did all on one knee!

Teblowing by Gnast October 27, 2011

Teblowing 

1) Showing massive, homo-enhanced love for Tim Tebow to the point where you would blow him, no matter the performance.

"Dude, did you see Tim Tebow last night? He fucking threw for 12 yards and ran for 6 yards. It was fucking awesome!"

"Chill bro, you're totally Teblowing him right now."

Teblowing by Joey Bag o' Doughnuts November 18, 2011