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Teapression 

The complete breakdown in the global economic system caused by a tiny but agitated group of reactionary theorists who also oppose ideas such as science, education or fairness in favor narrow self interest and con tined corporate welfare.
Jack lost his house in the teapression, because 12 tearrorist jerks in a room decided to cut all government programs and the world economy died.
Teapression by Jumbo III August 6, 2011
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Teapublicunt 

A highly unreasonable radical and extremist who is completely removed from reality.

Despite the fact that most Teapublicunts barely managed to graduate from high school, over the course the last five years they have proclaimed themselves to be constitutional scholars, based solely on their misguided interpretations of the Second Amendment. Few Teapublicunts understand politics, economics, history, science, geopolitics, or even basic English, although this won't stop them from regurgitating the dubious talking points from Faux News and other Right Wing paranoia outlets.

Teapublicunts usually exhibit the following symptoms: extreme and often racially-tinged beliefs; the stockpiling of large quantities of weapons and ammunition in preparation for the Second Coming of Baby Jesus; extremely small penises, low self esteem, and Black-President-Penis-Envy; a dislike of government and welfare, in spite of their profound dependence on food stamps and Medicare; the inability to spell, use proper grammar, or form coherent sentences.
Person 1: Can't we just find some common ground and compromise with each other for the good of the country?

Person 2: No!!! Bama iz da Antee Christ whoose takin my freedomz and gunz and Benghazi and IRS and he ain't got no rite being Presidant cuz he's Muslim and born in Hawaii, not America. PATRIOT

Person 1: You're such a fucking Teapublicunt. I feel my brain cells dying by the second.
Teapublicunt by MEO808 October 14, 2013
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teaspoon leg it out of here 

When the Boston tea party were rumbled by the british, whilst drinking tea. They were awful at improvising a term so decided to 'Teaspoon Leg it out of here'.
This can be used to get out of a situation of awkwardness.
Person 1: How did you get out of the sit with that arsehole Miles?
Person 2: I totally had to teaspoon leg it out of here

teapocalypse 

The dystopian present (and possibly future) brought about by the unchecked rancor and fear-mongering combined with rampant disinformation and religious fervor that dominates the current socio-political arena.
Rick Perry's throwing his hat into the ring is a sure sign that we're living in the Teapocalypse.
teapocalypse by happyshiny August 14, 2011

Teapards 

A play on the words retard and the tea party movement referring to an ignorant right wing crack pot in the "tea party" movement.
Look whats on Palin and the other teapards
Teapards by Penutbutterfunlove October 6, 2010

TeapubliCONS 

Newly defined political party. Crazier splinter group from the main Grand Old Psychotic party.
Don't want tax increases = Tea party
Join with the largest (ultra) conservative group (Republicans)
Trying to CON the American people into believing that the Teapublicans are working for THEM and not Big Business.
Ron: "Does anyone know what the TeapubliCONS agenda is?"

Paul: "Yeah, it's get rid of Obama even if they have to destroy the whole US to do it.
TeapubliCONS by docsterx July 31, 2011
Members of the demographic group participating in the Tea Party movement.
The teapees held a large rally at the Washington Mall on the anniversary of MLK's "I have a dream" speech.
teapees by sumnerln August 29, 2010