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teasy ass gritties 

A spin off of tig ol' bitties, and derived from greasy ass titties.
Describing the fat greasy man-boobs on an overweight fellow.
Jim: Damnnnn look at you fatty, you're massive! You got some teasy ass gritties, they're bigger than your mom's.

Bruce: Don't make fun of me... I have a glandular problem!

Jim: Then why are you holding a bucket of KFC?
Related Words
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Annoyed, Wound up, Bad mood, Frustrated
Used in West Cornwall
"I knew she was on the blob because she was a teasy fart this morning"

"Those stupid Noddy-car adverts make me teasy as fuck"
teasy by Cliff Spab September 5, 2003
An adjective describing something kind, beautiful, thoughtful, and/or dorky.
That girl is the total package! She has a real teally spirit <3
Teally by TheShiftKey March 14, 2021
The hottest, most lovable woman on the face of the planet.
"I love the Teslyn"
"Is this Teslyn's house?"
"Where's Teslyn?"
Teslyn by kls January 30, 2005
A gorgeous woman with a beautifully uncommon name. She is so sweet and caring. While she can get on your nerves she always means well. She deserves the world and is amazing.
"There isnt a girl better then this one!"
"Then you have never met a Teasley."
Teasley by William Moore 78 July 21, 2019
Tealyn is a crazy, but yet outgoing and funny friend. She is very beautiful and commonly has a loss of hair. Sometimes she may be very loud, but mostly she is great friend. She will make you food and clean almost anything if you just ask. She will go to the limits for her friends and truly you just love her.
Boy 1- Yo, that girl tealyn is so crazy bro i love it.
Girl 1- I know I love that girl shes so funny!
Boy 2- Wifey material definitely
tealyn by Unknown 5/6/03 December 30, 2018