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5. tearjerker
a kickass song from korn, the end, there is no other definition.
Listen to tearjerker or you will be forced to listen to Green Day.
1. tearjerker
A movie that is often intended for women that had a sad, emotional ending.
Terms of Endearment was a tearjerker, because of that funeral at the end.
by Eric Hartman Jul 12, 2003 add a video
2. Tearjerker
A man who uses his own tears as lubrication during masturbation.
Jack is such a creep, he's a tearjerker.
3. Tearjerker
Someone who cries before masturbating and uses their tears for lubrication. Refers to a sad movie. Or, a sad moment, etc.
Adam: "I used my tears as lube when I masturbated lastnight."
Alex: "Wow, dude. You fail. When are you just going to use real lube?"
Adam: "I don't have to pay for tears and I never run out."
Alex: "F U. Tearjerker!"
4. tearjerker
one who cries during masturbation
"Alex is such a tearjerker"
6. tearjerker
A "tearjerker" occurs when a male flashes his penis at a woman and the woman cries. It is said to be a very, very difficult accomplishment.

Can also refer to the penis itself, if that penis has, at some point in the past, been successfully flashed at a woman and caused her to cry.
"Hey guys, did you hear that Brooks managed to pull a tearjerker while playing Truth or Dare?"

Brooks' tearjerker is the stuff of legend. I wouldn't be surprised if he cries whenever he sees it.
flash penis cry dick weep
by CJY May 17, 2006 add a video
7. tearjerker
1. n. a person who cries when they masturbate.

2. n. a person who has a habit of masturbating while watching a dramatic movie or "chick-flick".

3. n. a song by KoRn off of their "See You on the Other Side" album.
What a pussy! I'll bet he's a fucking tearjerker.
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