n) one who masterbates using their own tears as lubricant
v) the act of "jerking one out" using tears as lubricant
man to friend: "man last night i was all alone and needed to get off"
friend: "so what did you end up doing?"
man: "well i got myself into a real tear jerker"
friend: "lol, but no for real im sorry man..."
man: "i guess its ok..."
a sad porno
Friend A: "I saw this porno the other day where Jenna Jameson dies in the end"
Friend B: "It must have been a real tear jerker"
Tear jerking is to masterbate while crying and using the tears as lube.
"Listen bitch, You are a cheating, lying, cum gargling swamp whore, so go home, cry your eyes out and use your tears to grease up your gristle knot while you masterbate yourself to sleep, It'll be a real tear jerker."
Someone who listens to Andrea Bocelli's "Time to Say Goodbye" while knocking one out.
It was a rainy Friday night, I was depressed, I spanked my hog while listening to some Bocelli, I'm such a tear jerker.
Someone who cries before masturbating and uses their tears for lubrication. Refers to a sad movie. Or, a sad moment, etc.
Adam: "I used my tears as lube when I masturbated lastnight."
Alex: "Wow, dude. You fail. When are you just going to use real lube?"
Adam: "I don't have to pay for tears and I never run out."
Alex: "F U. Tearjerker!"
A man who, while under the influence of alcohol or other mind-altering substances, masturbates and uses his tears as lubricant. A tear jerker may also be defined as a date or encounter with a woman which results in the afore mentioned definition.
This idea is referenced, but not directly named, in the popular film, "Waiting...".
A dialogue from the movie, "Waiting...".
Dean: Calvin, what happens with every girl you're interested in? Nothing! You take them out, you pay for everything - you never make a move!
Monty: And then you go home... alone... to masturbate... while you cry... using your own tears as lubricant.
Calvin: Ok that was once... and I was drunk... and it was Valentine's Day.
Calvin is a total tear jerker.
When a girl is giving head and stops before you're done, so you shoot in her, making her start crying.
She was going down on me, but didn't want to finish the job, so I gave her a tear jerker.