Unusual Burning Flames Team Captain 

a really fucking expensive hat

Person: DUDE I JUST UNBOXED AN UNUSUAL BURNING FLAMES TEAM CAPTAIN
Person 2: so what? it's literally a hat
Person: IT'S WORTH $5000
Person 2: O H

Unusual Burning Flames Team Captain by poploop345 May 27, 2021

twerk team captain 

A white chick that thinks she can twerk better than a black chick

Look at beth she thinks shes the twerk team captain "YOU WHITE"

twerk team captain by Asol April 17, 2014

Captain of Team Blackout 

A person who influences the whole crew, as well as themselves, to get so drunk that they all wake up the next morning with no idea of what they did the night before.

I got pretty fucked up last night, but you definitely owned the Captain of Team Blackout title.

Captain of Team Blackout by KFabriz October 18, 2010

captain of team nasty 

the ugliest girl or guy in a group of ugly people

"i heard you hooked up with the captain of team nasty at kari's party last night- sick!"

captain of team nasty by lauren August 31, 2003

Captain of the Silly Team 

One could be considered ‘captain of the silly team’ if they are furiously inebriated at a function. Taking substances such as drugs or alcohol with the pals often cause users to act suspiciously silly, hence the inclusion of silliness in the name. You can also be considered Co-captain of the silly team, and any other rank can follow suit.

Dave was definitely the Captain of the Silly Team last night. My boy nearly tried to operate heavy machinery!

Captain of the Silly Team by howiebling1 January 8, 2023

Captain of the diving Team 

1. Being desingated/voted to be captain of a diving sports team
2. Inferring that, as captain of the diving team, one actually eats a lot of pussy, also known as muff diving

Grandma-- Look, its my favorite grandson, and what have you been up to in college?

You---Not much, things are going well, I am Captain of the diving team and I practice every nite.

Grandma--Congratulations, you were always such a good swimmer

You--laugh

Captain of the diving Team by mangu43 January 21, 2006