Other Bro: "Ohhhhhh man, he survived a night with "Wide Shelly"?! I don't I could take that kind of abuse! He must be getting paid!"
Bro: "Naw Bro, team players never do it for the money, they do it for The Bros!"
Bro way not to be a Team Player and take the chubby one for the night, we all could of gotten laid.
DUDE! way to be a Team Player and come through with these sluts