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One who compusively purchases furniture made of teak.
"Janice just bought a teak toilet seat. What a teaker!"
by Sleek Greek Shiek Monique March 31, 2010
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Dirty Sanchez Plush

It does not matter how you do it. It's a Fecal Mustache.

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check out the teakers on that one.
by urjealousofmywetsuit April 02, 2010
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Cleveland Steamer Plush

The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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