Teagens can be found foraging on mushrooms in open meadows, primarily in the mid-west region of the country. They can be solitary, but prefer to congregate during the mating season. Their predators include Chinese buffets, and monetary income. Adorned with tasteful yet potentially regrettable tattoos and piercings, yet they care very little about personal appearance. Early explorers easily confused Teagens with defensive mother bears, due to the presence of honey and cute fuzzy baby bears.
Dude: "Holy shit! Do you see that Teagen
Other Dude: "It's so cute!"