Kelly got knocked over by Lyndon, and Lyndon proceeded to descend his genital region over Kelly's mouth. Kelly screamed, "Why the hell are you trying to teacup me." Lyndon said, "Cause you're a ho, you slept with all my male relatives, including me."
Krevon saw that his science teacher
Krevon saw that his science teacher had given him a D- on his exam, even though he had gotten all the answers right, and wrote thoroughly in the essay part. Therefore, he slipped some GHB into Mrs. B Atch's coffee. When Mrs. B Atch went out cold, Krevon lowered his balls over the teachers mouth and the scent of his ass woke her up. Krevon got suspended afterwards and he cussed that bitch out.
Woman - ''No, whats that?''
Man - ''One lump or two?''
Woman - ''Two.''
(Man places entire sack + balls into vagina.)
girl 2: ya, ill find sam