|1.||We're Too Sey|
A way to say..."We're too sexy for this." politely. Can be used in the presence of teachers, or used as an exclamation.
If you're ever upset, just think..."We're too sey!"
Great teachers are those who, above all, apreciate this about school children, that pupils are as were they -from a poem (translated) from one of the many web-sites on him, of the hailed late Cypriot teacher-thinker Orhan Seyfi Ari:
Sometimes such fools we were, sometimes smart kids
Sometimes Satan's tools, sometimes with saintly deeds
This appreciation made this teacher, one of the much hailed great teachers, Orhan Seyfi Arı loved by everyone -they named steets after him, composed poetry after him.
1. Wannabe teachers who fill in when regular teachers are unavailable. During strikes, are called SCABs. Usually lost without lesson plans, and serve more as adult supervision than in teaching capacities. If they attempt to teach, they frequently contradict what the regular teacher has taught. Also known as subs.
2. Prostitutes hired for the purpose of teaching uninitiated kids about the birds and the bees by friends orredneck rents who can't figure out any better way to get the lesson across, or perhaps because they want to watch and learn a thing or three themselves.
That sub we had today was a real substitute teacher.
Boring people who would rather spend their life after school staying at school.
All teachers think that they can control a class(which is 98% untrue).
Teachers usaly bore you to death by explaning to much.
Other teachers drive you crazy by making you write to much.
Some teachers that don't know the meaning of rest give you homework everyday.
Some stutter all the time.
Others like to shout and chuck tamtrums like 3 year olds when ever you make a mastake.
Others also always give too many dettention slips so they don't look vunreble when the class mucks up.
Teacher: Today your we are going to write a 5 page report.
student: Oh thats boring.(class mucks up.
teather:SHOUT SHOUT SHOUT BLA BLA BLA
Teacher: I'm giving you all a detention.ROOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAR.
|5.||Dunloggin Middle School|
it just sux here. we have tons of sucky teachers. we have an assistant principle who is a wildebeast, a spanish teacher who plays with dolls, a evil english teacher who has a giant mole and bald spot. and no matter what u do... u get caught
student: hey, we should write storys about frotgrub
student2: yeah sure, we just leave them anonymous and give them to people! how could we get caught
wildebeast: we found a binder the other day that had some rather disturbing messages on it. can you explain these?
spanish teacher: i like to play with myself and my dolls!
english teacher: BWAHAHAHAA
What your teachers tell you to be when they really didnt think out an assignment very well. Usually causes many kids to get 0s when they come to school dressed like a half-dead fish, quoting the teachers ill thought out words...
Student: So what are we supposed to do for the project again?
Teacher: Just be, uh, "creative", rush, im sure you will think of something...
Work assigned daily from teachers. You work hard all night getting the work from that day done, and get even more the next day. Gets progressivly worse as you get older.
In kindergarten our homework was to jumprope 50 times. We had that assignment twice, and no other homework. Now we have at least two or three essays a week along with a whole crapload of other assignments from the rest of our classes. And most of the teachers suck at teaching.