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8. teacher
A government employee who actually cares about his/her job and is unable to collect unemployment benefits but doesn't care and does it anyway out of love for the work.

An altruist, who actually likes kids and teenagers other than his/her own.

Someone who cares more about helping others than himself/herself.

Loathed by Republicans, hicks and inner city trash.

Loved by people you would actually want living in your neighborhood.
"Teacher, teacher" ... the crowd exclaimed when referring to Jesus Christ.
9. Teacher
First of all, lets make it clear, i am talking about a GOOD teacher. Bad teacher that just hangout around in the class waiting to get paid dont deserve a Definition.And the definition is not for Kindergarden or Elementary teachers

(good) teachers are a group of hard working people. They waste years of their life trying to teach teens that doesn't even give a fuck about anything that happens in school. They sometimes stay overnight just to plan their lesson for tomorrow, but whats the point when most of them don't even give a damn bout what's going on in class? But they still plan it, they hope that one day those self-centered and ignorant teens will appreciate their hard-work and learn for once. They get a low pay, with their knowledge its pretty sure they can get a better job and higher wage. But they wont, why? Because they want to educate and make the teens have a brighter future, grow up into some one useful to the society. Despite their low wage, those kind ones still buy supplies for their students with their OWN money, some students not only DON'T appreciate, they take it for granted, break all the stuff just to look "cool" or like a "bad-ass rebel", to impress his range of friends. They even get insulted at times, because they gave work for the students to do. If you dont want to do work, TELL ME WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU EVEN COME TO SCHOOL???!!! or they simply just want to say something bad about the teacher. They talk about their looks, what they wear and everythi...
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10. Teacher
A power hungry pervert who likes to be around children but also likes to be dominant. Usually was picked on as a child.
Your friend would make a good Teacher
11. teacher
dickholes who try to give you bad grades when you work your ass off. fortunately i havent had any teacher give me less than a b so far in high school but there are fuckers who will screw your ass over and fail you when you should be getting an A because they hate you or are jealous of your talents. in all, teachers can go gag on a dick because they fuck up people's future in highschool
student: what happened to my project that i worked 5 hours on?

teacher: i lost it too bad u get an F!!!!!!!! HAHA

student: FUCK YOU BITCH BURN IN HELL SUCKING SATANS DICK
12. Teacher
A man or woman who stands up in front of the classroom on the first day of school and tells you they teach "differently" than all the teachers you have had in the past. They then proceed to give you work to do from your textbook.
Teacher: I teach differently than most teachers you have had, we do a lot of fun activities in here. Now open up your books to page 267 and answer questions 1-5.
13. Teacher
Torturer of children
That guy was staring at those kids,he looked like such a teacher
14. Teacher
Those who can't do so teach; but those who can't teach, teach gym
My Teacher has a degree in Geology, but since he's not good as a Geologist, he decided to teach in a crappy ass school
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