One who is very pro-older men/women of the same gender, often tend to do everything in their power to cover up said relationships. Primary occurrence with said elder is generally a teacher-pupil relationship after the formality of the classroom has been breached.
Yo dude, that guy is Mevvin' (Mevissen) it up over there! He's mackin on his old math teacher good!
that site the teachers tell you not to go to, but you do anyway.
a site that anyone can change just for fun and to mess up people's papers
teacher: kids, don't go to wikipedia for this research paper
kids: alright. *they go home & do it anyway*
"hey, josie. i was just on wikipedia, and i made it say that napoleon was a male prositute for some time" (but, i really did)
A Heavy Woman who sits in a english class a lot of the day taking Starbucks drinks from her lover, lesbian lover. Weaighing many pounds and still a virgin she uses her advance english skills to teach her class the basics of literature. Overlooks most work makintg her prone to BS. In short she is a Fat Crone Fegget that nobody should like. She reads Jane Eyre and enjoys it, beware of the whitten.
Boy: My teacher is making us read Jane Eyre
Girl: Oh you must have the whitten
One who has a doctorate degree with many circus friends, breaths fire while trying to impress men at bars, sweats bullets profusely, wears the same set of vested long sleeve shirt combos, loves the University of Texas with a passion, only gets 4 hours of sleep (since thursday!), tortures haley, elissa, and kelly, has ruined countless lives and sophomore years, cries when parents speak to her, voice quiver/stutters aggressively, get angry at questions asked by her students, TO THE BENCHES, only speaks about her PLATNUM wedding ring, invites student who dont give a shit about her pathetic life with a fake husband to her wedding in july, is a lesbian, is hated by everyone in westhill highschool and everyone in the world and Mrs. Dodida, PLAGERIZES AP work from other schools to give to her honors kids, is allergic to chalk however decided to dress up as wednesday for halloween even though she gets it in her eye and wont use the chalkboard until she gets a smart board, uses jacob for her light issues, gets "falling finger" therapy, drives for 24 hours straight, drinks only water, doesnt like you to eat tomatos/gum, NO EATING IN CLASS, refuses to give test and quizzes back, twirls fingers and claps hand to get attention, ONLY CLOSED TOED SHOES, loves broken glassware, hates Ilya, and, FOR YOUR INTENTS AND PURPOSES, is a chemistry teacher/she cannot teach if her life depended on it.
-Dude, who's your chem teacher next year?
-THAT FUCKING SUCKS. SWITCH OUT NOW!
-Why are you crying?
-I had a double with Dr. Johns today.
-Say no more.
-Why is your nose bleeding?
-Dr. Johns just tried explaining chemistry to me.
-Just go to the nurse.
Proud ancient family name of very resilient people all over the world. Usually work in high places in government, finance, administration, and make the best doctors, lawyers, priests, royals, entrepreneurs, artists, scientists, kings and presidents. Also a synonym for intelligence, loving, bravery, important, teacher, healer, pride, royalty, mystic, tolerant, virtue, karma.
king, royalty, president, doctor, lawyer, tolerant, minister, karma, love, teacher, advisor, strength, pride.
Sanchez is the smartest person I know
Sanchez haters are usually racist and ignorant
A wooden broom commonly ridden by a math teacher in order to impress/intimidate her students.
Jackson: Did you see our new math teacher??
Patrick: Yeah! She was riding a Dumaflodge2000!
A monster that likes certain classes taught at residential care homes. The monster often jumps up and down happily taking in all the sights and sounds. Module Monsters really like art, exercise, and various other things. Look out for the Module Monster; its coming to a care home near you!
Brad: Hey Beatrice, how's it going?
Beatrice: Hey, aren't you Brad Hammers? I've heard a lot about you.
Brad: Well, I've heard an awful lot about Bryant's Gunny Granny. Pleasure to meet you!
Beatrice: Oh, he told you? Do you know my creed?
Brad: Yes, but I'd love to hear you say.
Beatrice: A Gunny Granny's gotta do what a Gunny Granny's gotta do.
Bryant: Hey guys, what's going on? Is it time for the modules class yet?
Brad: Just about time there, Module Monster!
Beatrice: What on Earth is a Module Monster? I never saw it.
Bryant: A Module Monster is a monster that likes module classes. It likes to do all sorts of fun stuff.
Beatrice: Cool! Any monster friend of yours is a friend of mine.
Brad: Bryant is a huge Module Monster and my go-to-guy. He's gonna help me introduce Qigong to everyone.
Master Ken: Yeah, Qigong is beautiful. They'd really like it. You'll make a great teacher!
Bryant: Module Monsters! Fun stuff forever!