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Someone who believes that humankind was created out of dirt that an invisible man blew into.
An individual who tries to prevent the teaching of evolution. A proponent of "intelligent design". The school board meeting was disrupted when a pack of mudbubbles showed up and screamed "teach the controversy!"
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| 2. | Discoverrhoids | ||
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1. Persons having a positive affiliation with the Discovery Institute, a creationist and religious-conservative policy think-tank based out of Seattle, WA.
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2. Supporters of the Discovery Institute, especially proponents of the "intelligent design" version of creationism. 3a. Shorthand for all proponents of "intelligent design" or creationism, including those not explicitly affiliated with the Discovery Institute. 3b. Any individual who claims that intelligent design is not creationism despite mountains of evidence conclusively demonstrating that ID is literally a creationism with a name change. 4. Those supporting the Discovery Institute's goal of subverting the very definition of science to include the supernatural, including Astrology, and/or those who perceive empirical science to be an inherently "toxic leftist-atheist ideology". 6. A chronic, painful and often itchy condition of the anus caused by a virus called "cdesign proponentsists" which, though effectively targeted by scientific means, is capable ... |
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| 3. | Evidence | ||
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Something creationism does not have. Scientists have evidence, but lack absolute certainty.
Creationists have absolute certainty, but lack evidence. This is a fact. |
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| 4. | Conservative Correctness | ||
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Contrary to popular conservative belief, political correctness is not a solely left-wing phenomenon. Examples of conservative correctness: more...
frankfurters became "hot dogs" during world war I french fries became freedom fries in 2003 David Horowitz's "Academic Bill of Rights" attempts to "teach the controversy" by creationists in biology courses, and global warming deniers in environmental science courses Any number of campaigns against plays or films, such as Life of Brian or Jesus Christ Superstar, on the grounds that they are "offensive to Christians;" conservative Catholic groups are particularly fond of this tactic Encouragement of anti-gay activists to eschew the words "gay" and "homosexual" in favor of such phrases as "unnatural vice" and "anti-Christian" Global warming deniers whining about being called "deniers." They prefer the term "skeptic." "Enhanced interrogation techniques" "Homicide bombing" Atheist billboards are seen as insensitive to Christians. Republicans changing the names of committees in the House of Representatives to change "labor" to "workforce" and remove any mention of "civil rights" Free speech zones The Dixie Chicks causing controversy by criticizing George Bush |
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| 5. | politically correct (conservative) | ||
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Contrary to popular conservative belief, political correctness is not a solely left-wing phenomenon. politically correct (conservative) more...
Examples of conservative correctness: frankfurters became "hot dogs" during world war I french fries became freedom fries in 2003 David Horowitz's "Academic Bill of Rights" attempts to "teach the controversy" by creationists in biology courses, and global warming deniers in environmental science courses Any number of campaigns against plays or films, such as Life of Brian or Jesus Christ Superstar, on the grounds that they are "offensive to Christians;" conservative Catholic groups are particularly fond of this tactic Encouragement of anti-gay activists to eschew the words "gay" and "homosexual" in favor of such phrases as "unnatural vice" and "anti-Christian" Global warming deniers whining about being called "deniers." They prefer the term "skeptic." "Enhanced interrogation techniques" "Homicide bombing" Atheist billboards are seen as insensitive to Christians. Republicans changing the names of committees in the House of Representatives to change "labor" to "workforce" and remove any mention of "civil rights" Free speech zones The Dixie Chicks causing controversy by criticizing George Bush |
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| 6. | Tom Leykis | ||
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A controversial talk radio show celebrity who preaches his teachings of leykis 101, mainly to teach male listeners on how to get laid without committment to a relationship. Topics established on the show include sex, marriage, dating, and other things that are generally geared towards men. Tom Leykis is a friggen GOD
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| 7. | SEED | ||
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Evolutionary Element Destined-factor A term from the anime series GUNDAM SEED Some humans have the special ability to go into something called Seed Mode, in which they become extremely superior at things they do such as Kira who becomes a great pilot of his Gundam when he is in Seed Mode. No one knows for sure how this is triggered and who is able to trigger this special mode, but as exhibited by Kira, it seems that it is initiated through some type of strong anger which caused him to go berzerk. Offically, the definition of SEED is: “A factor that determines the course of a species' evolution. The existence of the SEED factor has yet to be proven, and it remains a subject of intense controversy in scientific circles. But in theory, those who possess the SEED factor have the ability to advance to the next stage of human evolution - an ability unrelated to whether the carrier is a Natural or a Coordinator.” However, I propose that the theory behind SEED mode, it's true purpose, is to allow those who possess it to see possibilities (the 'future', or 'outcome'), the different ways and results of the actions taken. It is the reason why, when pilots use it, they can always win by seeing the best strategic move to make in the MS, should I fire at the enemy with the rifle? Or should I block his attack and come at him in the ensuing dust cloud with saber drawn? Another way of saying it, SEED is the gift of insight..to see as I said, different possibili... |
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