1. A female who becomes known for always requesting tea bagging during every sexual activity.
2. A homosexual male who always wants to either receive or give a tea bagging.
3. Used to describe someone who is always sent to get tea for a group. (ALT of 'coffee monkey' for 'timmy whores')
Usually relevant to Tim Hortons or Starbucks.
"Melanie is such a teabitch! She never gets tired of it..."
"Jim is teabitchin' again.... He's worse than Melanie!"
"Where's the teabitch?! I need my coffee NOW!!
A nickname for Shinku from Rozen Maiden. Comes from her love of tea and general bitchiness.
For all her faults, I still find teabitch to be less annoying than desu.