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Ball Tea 

When you decide that you need to get back at some asshole of a friend, here's what you do.

First go take a long run to get your ball sack all nice and sweaty.

Then you make a tall glass of iced tea.

You add extra flavor by dipping your ballsack into the tea, thus getting the smell and taste into the tea that your friend is going to drink.

Note: You can add extra extra flavor by going on longer runs and brewing the tea with multiple people.
Guy1: Hey dude you got Finals today?

Guy2: Yeah man and I'm thirsty.

Guy1: Here have some of this ice tea I just made.
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Guy2: Oh thanks man! *sip*

Guy1: Hahaha!

Guy2 *barf* Fuck man u gave me ball tea again!
Ball Tea by FunnyGuy1492 September 15, 2010
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Ball Tea 

The act of getting a female sex partner to fill her mouth with warm water and dipping your balls in her mouth like a tea bag.
Hey bro you're glowing today,

Yup stephanie let me ball tea her last night!
Ball Tea by Pudgyunic0rn October 30, 2020
Related Words

Tea Ballin

The act of Tea bagging a small child with any type of safety equipment on for the protection of the child
I was tea ballin the shit out of that kid after I knocked his weak ass pitch out of the park.
Tea Ballin by XTheXShockerX March 9, 2009

Balls Tea 

'Balls Tea', is made when the male tea bags the woman(or man) following urination in the recipients mouth. A steeping time of 5 to 10 seconds is recommended for full flavour extraction.
"Dude, last night I made Balls Tea in Erin's mouth."
Balls Tea by Balls-Allo-vur March 6, 2008
A variation on the teabag. A teaball involves 3 people, at least 2 males. Male #1 lowers their balls onto the mouth of Male/Female #2 (who is lying down). Male #3 then tries to hit the balls off using their penis. The activity is similar to that of childhood sport tee-ball, where the balls are the softball, and the penis is the bat.

First used in Toronto, Canada in late March, 2010.
"Vince and Jon were feeling adventurous, so instead of giving Keith a plain old teabag, they decided to sport it up and give him a teaball instead."
teaball by miellen April 6, 2010

Teaball Speedball 

Taking adderall and then taking Xanax to counteract the its effects.
Dude I was on a teaball speedball last night, it wall like a baby version of coke and heroin. I’ll probably move on to actual coke and heroin soon because it was dope.
Teaball Speedball by Alt_f420 December 10, 2018

Sleepy juice 

Either liquid niquil or any liquid drink with melatonin, Ashwaganda or other sleeping aids in a liquid form. If warm tea helps you get to sleep that could be sleepy juice too.
I could not sleep so I chugged some sleepy juice and now I'm so tired and sleepy.
Sleepy juice by Mercbeamish February 7, 2024
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