A Tea Towel (or dish towel in america) is a small towel, used to clean up spills, take hot items out of the oven or to dry plates, forks and knives after washing them in the sink.
by iKielo1 January 30, 2009
by Sylvester Santiago June 30, 2019
Grandma's Tea Towel is an alternative name for but serves the same purpose as a Gak Towel or Doddle Rag. The primary difference is that Grandma's Tea Towel is used exclusively by promiscuous females over the age of 60 to clean up semen and vaginal juices from sexual activity. Grandma's Tea Towels are most commonly found underneath Craftmatic Adjustable Beds and under Electric Function and Electric Assist beds found in Assisted Living Facilities throughout the country.
Nurse Sandy: Mary, will you please call Housekeeping and have them do a laundry sweep down the West wing?
Nurse Mary: Sure thing. Anything they need to know?
Nurse Sandy: Yes. Please ask them to check under all the beds for Grandma's Tea Towel.
Nurse Mary: Are the female residents getting restless again?
Nurse Sandy: Yes. Apparently Dr. Smith is getting a paid vacation from the drug company representative again. The patient scripts for Viagra have tripled in the last week.
Nurse Mary: Sure thing. Anything they need to know?
Nurse Sandy: Yes. Please ask them to check under all the beds for Grandma's Tea Towel.
Nurse Mary: Are the female residents getting restless again?
Nurse Sandy: Yes. Apparently Dr. Smith is getting a paid vacation from the drug company representative again. The patient scripts for Viagra have tripled in the last week.
by Eaton Holgoode April 1, 2014
Small rubber item which can be found in kitchens throughout the UK. Mounted on the side of kitchen cabinet or wall. The front part of the rubber holder is crossed so that one can poke the corner of a tea towl into it and thereby leaving it dangling in order to dry. Also used to describe the arse hole or a stare from the big cheeked cyclops.
Pumping her vigorously from behind, I took a moment's rest to gather my thoughts and observe her tea towel holder giving me the brown eyed wink.
by Wanus Fool the First October 14, 2003
Grandma's Tea Towel is an alternative name for but serves the same purpose as a Gak Towel or Doddle Rag.
by Eaton Holgoode April 15, 2014
Australian slang for rag head, or someone wearing a turban (towel on the head).
Can also be used for describing burka wearing persons.
Can also be used for describing burka wearing persons.
A: Man, that tea towel head should go wear normal clothes.
B: I agree, they look like moving boxes with that big black bee suit they wear.
B: I agree, they look like moving boxes with that big black bee suit they wear.
by Ruby Ring November 10, 2008
by bob April 7, 2004