Teapression 

The complete breakdown in the global economic system caused by a tiny but agitated group of reactionary theorists who also oppose ideas such as science, education or fairness in favor narrow self interest and con tined corporate welfare.

Jack lost his house in the teapression, because 12 tearrorist jerks in a room decided to cut all government programs and the world economy died.

Teapression by Jumbo III August 6, 2011

texpression 

the expression one gets while reading a text message

Jess: hey did you see Lisa's texpression when her bf was breaking up with her over text?? priceless!

Hannah: i know friggin' hilarious!

texpression by hsprquared May 30, 2009

texpression 

When an individual is typing a text message and inserts a facial expression text, while simultaneously making the facial expression themselves.

Steve texts, "we ran out of milk and now i cant have it with my cookies :-( " while texting, Steve is actually making a sad facial expression. The act of Steve texting a sad face while making a sad face is a texpression

texpression by GosuGatena April 23, 2009

Teapression 

The feeling you get when you reach for your cup of tea, only to realise that you've already drunk the contents.

Dude, I got really bad teapression. Make me another!

Teapression by hardmonkey November 7, 2010

Tempression 

A term for being temporarily depressed.

I have been in tempression last day.It was hard.

Tempression by makkar June 11, 2019