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Satan
Why we can't have nice things
Everything wrong with League of Legends
Why they let you surrender
User1: They have a Teemo
User2: Surrender at 20
User3: Agreed
Teemo by Lord Revan77 November 23, 2016
An annoying pissant gerbil, grinning as he fucks up your shit, the stinky bastard will ruin your whole teamfight.
That fucking Teemo and his fucking mushrooms and his fucking blind.
Teemo by FuckTeemoInHisGerbilAss November 15, 2012
Dying in the most gruesome way to Teemo including; baited into a land field of mushroom, poked to death, blinded to death, and getting baited by his global taunt and following him into his team.
I Teemo'd into baron pit.
teemo'd by The Blind Monk August 14, 2015
Teemo a little fucking op piece of fucking shit in League of Legened.
I just got fucked by teemo.
Teemo by Ragin Asian22 January 28, 2017

Salty Teemo 

Being so bad that you make an amateur look like a professional.
You say that hes a pro player but those Salty Teemo plays determine otherwise
Salty Teemo by KhaosxResolve February 19, 2014