John(Also AU student):"Wow, I never seen one this close to campus. Do you think he's hungry?"
AU Student 1:"Yea."
John:"Let's invite him to TDR. I can give him one of my swipes."
AU student 1: Hey Hobo, do you want to eat with us at TDR? I'll pay for you."
Hobo: "Fuck you asshole. What, do you want to kill me? I'd rather eat my own foot!"
Bill: There is no TDR allowed on my motorcycle!