When a man's penis is worshipped by many men and women, and in an act of submission they sever their own genitalia and offer it in a ceremony where in which it is burned on an alter made of picture frames, Wheaties, Men's Health Magazines, and blue whales.
R.J. was tbaged today in Cambodia. It was a massive ceremony and the alter could be seen from Greece. The odor travelled across the pacific and made home in California. His penis is said to bring about peace and great fortune. They'll need it.