Tazer 

When someone stretches out all of their fingers and penetrates their hand into your side causing a tingling sensation. Most people add a sound to make it feel more realistic such as tsst!

I tried to punch him but that loser does nothing but Tazer people.

Tazer by Koala Raven April 3, 2011

tazered

To be drunk and/or high. The word is derived from an incident of college students being caught smoking weed outside a dormitory building by police. Upon discovering the kids, the police snuck up behind and tazered them into submission. Though the origin of the word is weed-related, it is more often used in reference to being drunk.

Last night, Kevin came back to the dorm really tazered. He was pounding on doors and being a drunken bastard.

tazered by J. Eklow January 30, 2005

Tazer 

A sexual act involving taking the "shocker" (two in the pink, one in the stink) and dual-wielding. It is preformed by taking both hands and doing the "shocker" while your hands are crossed so the backs of your hands are touching. Then the tazer is finished by swiftly alternating hands back and forth while keeping your pinky fingers separated slightly to loosen up a female's sphincter to cause an electrifying sensation.

So I was about do this chick in the butt last night, but she was a little uncooperative, so I just gave her the tazer to loosen her up instead.

Tazer by Nokia Man February 7, 2009

The Tazer 

The accidential (sometimes intentional) jab of the penis into the anus of a female expecting doggy style sex. The jolt experienced by the victim is not unlike the result of a police tazer.

My wife wouldn't let me finish after I accidentally slipped her the tazer. I swear it was an accident this time.

The Tazer by Long Rod Von Heusen Dong II October 30, 2010

Taterdick 

noun
1. A penis that looks like a potato

2. A person that has a penis that looks like a potato

3. A human shrek

4. A fat guy that thinks he's "toning up"

5. A fat retard that is constantly "hazed"

6. Any member of the Stahl species

Jake:Have you seen that Stahl's penis?
Joe: I heard it looks like a potato
Jake: And his fat ass thinks he's toning up
Joe: What a retard
Jake What a taterdick

Taterdick by taterdick February 2, 2010

Tazed

it means to express your feeling in your own way, originally in a cyber & technical way.
to be more precise its a term used by hackers and programmers to express how energetic they are and to what extent they can think to code or to exploit some vulnerabilities. (P.S. its not as easy as it sounds)
Further Growth of this Slang can be proceeded at r/TazedArmy

1. Now that the new RTX 3080 is out, i am so 'Tazed' to crack 1000s of hashes with it.
(here it means to utilize that hardware)
2. ehh?, the servers i 'Tazed' yesterday are online already!?
(here it means DDoS Attack)

Tazed by ajtazer January 29, 2021

tazed

eletrified

cops tazed me

the weed got me tazed:

tazed by crazyboipolk November 19, 2011