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tax-time baller 

A person who is newly albeit temporarily wealthy from a huge tax return, only to be flat broke again a month later once they spend every penny on frivolous crap.
Person 1 : I just got 2 thousand on my tax return. I'm about to hit the mall.

Person 2: Why don't you take a little and splurge and save the rest or maybe get some new tires for your car because your tires are bald, or maybe even take a few classes?

Person 1: Ahh that can wait, I gotta look good this weekend. There was $200 watch I saw at Macy's and those new Jordan's came out this week. Plus.....

..........3 weeks later.........

Person 1: You got a couple bucks so I can get a few packs of noodles?

Person 2: A couple Bucks?!?!? Didn't you just get 2 G's a few weeks ago?? I knew you was a tax-time baller.

Person 1: .....*hangs head*.......
tax-time baller by itMIGHTbedatboy January 16, 2014
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tax-time millionaire 

Tax-time millionaire -- (noun) a person who enjoys a season of "wealth" in the weeks immediately following receipt of a hefty tax refund check. This season of fleeting prosperity usually begins with a lavish cookout and is marked by the acquisition of "luxury" items such as: cars, clothes, the latest Air Jordans, jewelry, gold teeth, flat-screen TV's, living room furniture, home appliances, "good" weave, top-shelf liquor, and rims.
Did you see Donte and Keisha roll through just now in the Cadillac with the 26" rims?

Naw. They were just broke last week. When did they get a new car?

Man, they drove it off the lot today. They got a new washer and dryer and LCD TV, too. You know they are some tax-time millionaires.
The hours and days preceding the deadline to pay taxes to the Big Homey. An uptick in armed robberies typically occurs during this period.
Loco: Fuck man! I owe the Big Homey a couple Gs by Friday!

Lucifer: C'mon, You know what to do! It's Tax Time! Go pull a lick on the Stop and Rob on Broadway!
Tax Time by ZXY&ABC July 26, 2019

textimental 

When you are touched by, enjoy or are perplexed by a text that you think about it for so long you forget to reply.
Joe: Hey Jill, did you get that text I sent you last week where I professed my love for you?
Jill: Yeah, that was sweet. Didn't I already reply?! Must have gotten textimental.
textimental by Trizla July 8, 2016
Looks like it's taytime.
Taytime by Bassmastah February 28, 2018
A term used to announce any type of robbery
2 guys walk into a bank armed with guns and wearing masks. They announce to everyone in the bank, "OK everyone get down, it's tax time!"
tax time by Jose Santi July 27, 2008

How bout dem knicks? 

A phrase referring twoard the New York Knicks.
Its usually said to break an unplesent moment of silence.
Guy 1: I think I may be gay.
Guy 2: ...
Guy 1: ...
Guy 2: How bout dem knicks?
How bout dem knicks? by Flame060 March 28, 2005
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