| 29. | German taxidermist | ||
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Scout for Roadkill, (most preferably squirrels) search for an animal where intestines are ejected from the carcass and dirtied by the road. Pull over at the site. Before touching the animal in any other way, take a knee on the street over the dead animal and using your teeth, tear away a small piece of flesh from the abdomen serving to create a new orifice. Peel carcass from road and stuff all external offal back into the carcass. Bring home and sew shut all orifices (excluding the one you created with your teeth) to create a bag-like contraption. Over the course of several weeks, repeatedly masturbate into the open orifice, leaving all ejaculated semen in the carcass. When the carcass is visibly bloated with semen, (and sufficiently decomposed) squeeze all contents into frying pan and fry the carcass therein. Eat with salt and garden vegetables. I have been preparing a German Taxidermist dinner for about two and a half weeks to serve at my wedding.
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| 30. | Taxiderming | ||
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Verb: The in-process state of performing taxidermy. When I was taxiderming that homeless fellow, I could have sworn he winked at me.
My mother always gets mad because I stay down in the basement taxiderming little animals. She says it's creepy. |
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| 31. | Opinuendo | ||
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Commentary on current events that is part opinion of the presenter and part innuendo. Coined by the Radio from Hell show - X96 - Salt Lake City While their report on the Congressman's bill legalizing the shooting of feral cats was true, the comment on the potential boon to the Congressman's taxidermy business was pure opinuendo.
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| 32. | Angry chupacabra | ||
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1-The act of queefing into a males face while a female is menstruating 2-A queef after giving birth when the placenta flies from the female onto the doctors face or the husband of said female whilst video taping the birth to show to unwilling house guests later in life. This practice was developed by the indigenous species of pelicans now extinct in the antarctic to attract mates and later perfected by teens in the inner city scene of competitive taxidermy and is now most prevalently used as a tool of instantaneous sexual release by middle aged house wives.orgasm arterial spray mom heaven "Dude, last night Julie gave me the angry chupacabra of a life time it was like a scene from bizarre foods, like a mineral shower from heaven." orgasm arterial spray mom heaven
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| 33. | Alabama Air Horn | ||
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When performing oral sex on a female, the performer flattens their mouth around the vaginal opening and blows, resulting in an entertaining release of air from said opening. Boy, the room sure did smell after I gave Jenny an Alabama Air Horn.
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| 34. | Wigster | ||
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A cross between a hipster and a wigger. Smokes newports ironically and only listens to rap you've probably never heard of. Girl 1: Which is worse his flat billed hat or his diamond ear ring?
Girl 2: They're both awful. He's a total wigster. |
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| 35. | hootzilla | ||
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A fanatic collector of owl toys, owl sculptures, owl art work and perhaps owl taxidermy. They like or love owl stuff, ALOT. Killa hootzilla up in chilla skrilla villa
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